Gold LamÃ© swimsuit, Asthmatic dad's dead. Sorry Luke, she's your sister.
Guerra de las Galaxias
Plagued by movie curse, Odd-numbered installments bad. Is Vger God? No.
Strangely therapist Doesn't know he's dead. The kind of thing you'd notice.
Extremely cheap Snape Robs Nakatomi Plaza. Bruce in vest and socks.
You should always choose The lesser of two weevils. Surprise!
Maestro y comandante
Rainy and muddy. But you can't live on millet. The farmers have won.
Siete Samurai (gracias Zfrisch)
Theme park power fail Destruction ensues As large T. Rex runs amok.
Theme park power fail Destruction ensues As Yul Brynner runs amok.
Short-arsed Scientologist, Confidence crisis. The pattern is full.
We deal in lead, friend. We're in the same business, eh? Farmers win again.
Los siete magníficos
Nuke it from orbit. Get away from her, you bitch! Costaguano?